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whitetrashtiel:

the fact that they took the time to animate a gag reel is amazing


illustratedkate:

A while ago I got a message requesting something related to this tweet from ssspock (who runs the official_bucky account on Twitter)! It took me forever, but this is what I came up with! This was good fun to draw, and as you can see Bucky’s twitter account is a true blessing so you should follow it (if you aren’t already!)

P.S. don’t forget to enter my art giveaway! It ends in a week!

killyhawk:

Shopping for clothes when you have big boobs is normally really annoying esp when you like drapey things or want something that cinches at the waist cause you always get stuff like this

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cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

http://riveralwaysknew.tumblr.com/post/93265195967/riveralwaysknew-hipsterbrigadier-so-many

riveralwaysknew:

hipsterbrigadier:

So many people are like “Capaldi is a Doctor Who fan, he’ll tell Moffat what’s what”

Are you kidding me? Those two nerds are just going to be geeking out at each other the entire time. They are both super knowledgeable about the show.

I’ve been…


My mom just discovered Siri

  • Mom: How do you even get to Siri?
  • Me: You hold down the home button
  • Mom: Where is that?
  • Me: It's the only button on your phone mom
  • Mom: Oh okay *does it*
  • -Iphone beep beeps-
  • Mom: *Silence*
  • Siri: I am sorry Abby I did not get that
  • -My mother starts to scream and laugh and freak out dropping her phone onto the table-


fuck-you-hydra-i-have-cookies:

stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

*screeches*



Rachael-17- A little too invested in capable historical ladies, chaotic good characters, campy science fiction, and dystopians.

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